Deep Harry strikes again
this is my hand
but what is a hand
why do I have a hand
does louis have a hand
have got a hand therefore I am
jeez, I’m never gonna eat zayn’s brownie ever again

take comfort in the fact that if one direction was ever in a real life paranormal activity situation, that at least zayn malik would survive
zayn would be the only one holed up in the cabin going “naw I’m good thanks, no, I really don’t want to check out what’s making that noise outside, thanks”
zayn is a survivor
exhibit a)
exhibit b)
exhibit c)
meanwhile harry and louis die first
Mr. & Mrs. Horan
This should have more notes. These should be what we focus on, not the annoying fans or Niall. The fact that Greg married a woman he loved today.

I bet half those people didn’t even know who was getting married.
on a scale of 1 to mobbing Niall at his brother’s wedding how much of an asshole do you feel like?
if i saw Niall on the street i’d probably hide because i don’t want to annoy him. but they crashed his brother’s fucking wedding and don’t tell me they didn’t know it would piss him off, they knew. but they still did it anyway. because they’re fucking selfish. they’re not fans, they’re just plain creepy. i feel sorry for the boys. and how they manage to put off with this kind of people is beyond me.
Niall in a suit (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Fangirls water u doing????
I’mma choke a bitch
